Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Luke BrownUtter. Cunt. Not one single person in our year liked him. He strutted trying to act the hard chav at a meager 5"4', constantly trying to flirt with girls waay out of his league with such pick up lines as "I want to do you up the ass" (seriously).
He was also one of those people who would scream and shout at everyone's faults in PE while he himself is a fat, flabby cunt.
He also did ballet.
There is nothing quite like the beauty of seeing a whole class of 30 or so lads in complete Rugby gear (i.e. big boots) rushing the fucker and proceding to kick the shit out of him on the field.
That learned him good.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 23:32, Reply)
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