Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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HaI was at a works Christmas do about 10 years back and I was, unsurprisingly for me, hammered.
I was with 2 of my (girl) friends and I was keen to impress - the conversation at the bar went something like this:
Me: Barman, I'll have the £25 bottle of champagne
Barman (BM): Sorry sir, we haven't got any left
Me: Well, that's not good enough
BM: Sorry sir Now Piss off*
Me: Well, what do you have??
BM: Just the £45 bottle, sir Moron*
Me: Ok, I'll have it and 3 glasses
(I was incredibly smug at this point)
BM: Here you are sir
Me: Good. Thank you.
Me: (Turns to girls) That showed him
3 weeks went by before I found that receipt again, when it dawned on me what an arse I'd been.
I think we know what the lesson was here....
*That bit wasn't said, but you can imagine the look
(, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 23:45, Reply)
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