Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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My dadused to be a lecturer at a local college. One day, an unruly student was disrupting the class, so my dad went up to him, grabbed his copy of the Sun from him, rolled it up, smacked him over the head with it, then continued the lesson.
"You can't do that!" said the somewhat shocked student.
"I just did", replied my dad.
"Oh, aye, right, OK", he said, and caused no further disruption.
That showed him.
You'd get put in jail for that sort of thing these days though.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 1 May 2007, 9:38,
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