Well, that taught 'em
Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Karma
Bit similar to james tiger woods's one actually, should've posted earlier.
Anyway, when I first passed my driving test I was, like most 17 year old blokes, driving around like a twunt. I remember going through an incredibly deep puddle to splash some poor fecker who I happened to be driving past. Karma showed me though when about 2 weeks later I wrote off my Corsa (my pride and joy) and had to go on a driving course reminding you that steering is important.
That showed me anyway
( , Tue 1 May 2007, 12:00, Reply)
Bit similar to james tiger woods's one actually, should've posted earlier.
Anyway, when I first passed my driving test I was, like most 17 year old blokes, driving around like a twunt. I remember going through an incredibly deep puddle to splash some poor fecker who I happened to be driving past. Karma showed me though when about 2 weeks later I wrote off my Corsa (my pride and joy) and had to go on a driving course reminding you that steering is important.
That showed me anyway
( , Tue 1 May 2007, 12:00, Reply)
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