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Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.

One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.

ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."

What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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I work in Aberdeen a lot so I fly up from Humberside airport and back.

Yes, Humberside does have an airport and I use Eastern Airways....

Anyway, this is more a lesson learned from my last post. Actually, it's more a lesson not learned.

Ok, it's more a "wake up you dozy sod!!"

Sometimes I go cross-country through a town called Brigg (for one reason and another) instead of using the faster M180 - so I turn off before getting to the big roundabout.

I should mention that I have done this route about 150 million times

This junction is a tight ish left turn and I have to give way to the right - I hope you can picture it.

I always forget about giving way to the right. With some unpopular results.... Actually, I usually forget to brake.....

Anyway, once I've sorted that melee out, the road tightens to the left then snaps right.
maps.google.co.uk/?ie=UTF8&om=1&z=17&ll=53.582353,-0.411311&spn=0.004688,0.011265
It's not totally clear here, but you get the idea.

Goes without saying that just about every time I forget about this and it always catches me unawares and I get much use out of the kerb and traction control....

Thankfully my car has enough power to accelerate out of the havoc that I've just caused.

If I've done it to you, I'm so very sorry.

And no, I'll not learn.
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:06, Reply)

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