Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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I wonder what happens whenMy normal "I wonder what happens when/if" stories usually involve "what happens if I drive head on into that lorry"...
I'm not suicidal, but it's one of those life (death) experiences that intrigues me - but not enough to actually do it.
** Watches the tumbleweed roll by **
I digress.
Like PJM I was introduced to the driving physics thing...
What happens if I drop into 3rd (at 70) in my Seat Leon in this 90 degree corner and lift off?
Bad things - that's what.
I've not done it since - nor will I. The look of sheer terror in the eyes of the oncoming driver as I come out of this corner sideways convinced that "I've got it, I've got it" and he ducks into a field - will live with me for, hang on, er, no I've forgotten it ...
That lesson, I've learnt.
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:16, Reply)
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