Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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HandbrakeThose of you that are familiar with the new Passat will know that it's got an idiot, moron, arse-ing, shit, wanking button for a handbrake on the dash.
So, what happens if, at 40mph, I press the handbrake button?....
Nothing. Boring!
What happens if I do it at 30mph?
Nothing. Arse...
What happens if I do it at 15mph?
Neck pain. That's what.
Lesson learned.
I've not yet dared try it at 70 yet, but I'm guessing nothing will happen - maybe I'll try it on Friday.....
Just in case there's any doubt, I do NOT like the damned handbrake
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:19, Reply)
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