Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Nissan 200SX 238bhpRear wheel drive, pop up headlights; 1990's perfection.
Thrashing it around like a loon, taking it on tracks, getting it up to 145 for fun. Then winter came.
I had never owned a rwd car before. I'd never been stupid enough to enjoy power sliding on ice before. I'd never combined this with a handbrake turn before.
I span twice on a very sharp corner on the way into work and smashed backwards into a wall. That taught me to be more careful.
So I sold the Nissan, bought a Corolla GTI 16, tuned it significantly, bombed about with it then span that too.
To be honest, I like fast little cars, and each track accident or near death experience really makes me feel alive.
However since my son was born I have been driving a Ka. I can't go quite fast enough to kill myself (although I had 105 out of it at the weekend).
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