Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Hot hot hot.I was ironing a while back and the iron fell off the ironing board.
(This is utterly predictable)
I, with the reactions of a gazelle, caught it one handed.
Hot side down.
And screamed like a small girl.
And tossed it into my other hand.
And swore like a sailor.
Now, when I drop the iron, I jump using my still-gazelle like reactions.
There is a lesson there really.
The other lesson is - Don't. Iron. Naked.
I think we're straying towards off topic - ness....
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 13:14, Reply)
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