Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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I don't know how I could have predicted this mistake.....On Sunday we had fish for tea. I stacked the dishwasher and waited until morning to put the breakfast things in and switched it on. It made an alarming noise and wouldn't fill.
HB : I'll fix it, or I'll get my mate Don in to look at it
He didn't fix it. So now I'm unloading said dishwasher and washing it by hand. Except there is still the smell of fish juice in the dishwasher.
I've just been in my kitchen and it stinks.
Phoned said HB, who is away on business. I said Don won't want to fix it smelling of fish, Comet are delivering the new one tomorrow and have said they will take it away.
"No" my husband roars down the phone, "I'll take it into the garage/workshop". Bear in mind this appliance is over 10 years old and I wouldn't even put it on Ebay.
It will join the old printer that hasn't worked in years, a Morris Minor belonging to his son in bits and all the other crap he's collected in the workshop, which will stink of fish. That'll teach you.
Happy days, darling........
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Tiggy the diver, Tue 1 May 2007, 14:28,
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