Well, that taught 'em
Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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WELL, I decided I didn't like psychology and that I was going to do shitely in it so I changed to history. I'm failing history and found out the "worst piece of work" I'd ever handed in for psychology was actually 2:1 material and cause of my other work I got a first in that module.
that'll fucking teach me to change bloody degrees half way through the year.
( , Tue 1 May 2007, 16:06, Reply)
WELL, I decided I didn't like psychology and that I was going to do shitely in it so I changed to history. I'm failing history and found out the "worst piece of work" I'd ever handed in for psychology was actually 2:1 material and cause of my other work I got a first in that module.
that'll fucking teach me to change bloody degrees half way through the year.
( , Tue 1 May 2007, 16:06, Reply)
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