Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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This is a 100% true story.I was sit with a bunch of friends, and said "pull my finger" to one of them. He did, and we had to evacuate the room. It was 30 minutes before the stench went.
That showed 'em.
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 23:13, Reply)
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