Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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School days...Never trust the school bully with your life! I thought he might have had an ounce of compassion (even though aged 12) and not dropped the 5-a-side football goalposts onto my prone, shocked body.
I wasnt even playing football! I was playing Kick Rounders (rounders but with a football) with the girls. I was fielding and the ball was kicked up over my head, so i turned and started running for it. As I had done a complete 180 degrees, my head went SMACK into the crossbar of the football goalposts. Being a small country school, it couldnt afford a couple of bolts to keep the posts upright, so they started to fall. It was caught by a guy called Nick and i gave a HUGE sigh of relief (while dazed from nearly knocking myself out!). The bully, Aaron, decided that I was interrupting their game and pushed Nick, making the goal posts drop onto my stomach. Lots of pain!
I remember opening my eyes with Aaron trying to push me away with his feet so he could go back to hacking at other kids ankles!
I wasn't allowed to go swimming that day due to the egg-sized lump on my forehead and bruised ribs... I was mad. I was supposed to getting my 25m badge that day! GRRR!!
Let this be a lesson. Never trust a bully to not cause you even more pain than you're already in!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 0:49, Reply)
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