Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Hmm, timelyJust this morning, actually. Turned up yesterday in my usual walking-zombie before-coffee state, only to happen across a large player-type who desperately needed a touch of IT support.
"You're the computer bloke, yeah?"
"Yeah..."
"Got an urgent problem I need you to fix..."
Go for a wander and survey the situation. Then inform him that he is quite capable of moving his own monitor to the other side of the desk. Much chuckling from the other two player-types in the room ensues.
"See, I told you he was lazy!" Heh heh, laughs all around.
Better laughs this morning though. Turns out his swipe card wouldn't let him into the car park. Or the building. Or his office.
Heh heh...
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 6:41, Reply)
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