Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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dole fiddling bar steward .....After a few sucessful years signing on during the mid 90's I decided to go travelling for a couple of months and get a mate of mine to sign on for me whilst i was away (it had to be paid for somehow....)It would only have been a couple of visits because of all the bank holidays this time of year (i signed on every 2 mondays).
Whilst I was away the cnut accepted a restart interview on my behalf and arranged a job interview for the day i returned.(oh how he laughed!)
In order to keep my money coming in I attended the interview. Rather liked what I saw and ten years later here i am getting paid even more money than then to do bugger all except p*ss about on the internet all day.(we're still mates)
First post .....and still no chance of promotion
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 13:50, Reply)
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