Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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My brotherMy bro didnt really like school, was possibly dyslexic before dyslexia was invented and whilst bright, struggled academically.
I did pretty well, and occasionally would help him out where I could.
I cant quite remember why, but we would have had had a barney at some recent point, but I decided to give him the 'secret' to Algebra that you weren't supposed to know until you got to 5th year (old school numbering).
I told him in his maths exam, that whenever there was a question with letters instead of numbers, that a=1, b=2, c=3...z=26 etc. That was it, the only thing he would ever need to know.
He took my advice 100% and failed with something approaching a zero score.
I should probably take some of the blame for him spending the subsequent 14 years of life working in jobs you wouldnt outsource to Polish people.
Length? About F and a half.
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