Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Sex at work revengeI used to work in a hotel and was close to quitting because my bosses had failed to deliver over the position they promised me and instead I was treated like Dobby the house elf from Harry Potter.
So in revenge, I buggered my mate in every single room of the hotel (it was empty at the time due to refurb), the kitchens, the office and the dining room and which loosened one of the tables. I got pleasure knowing the sheets were all soiled with bits of me before the guests arrived.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 18:31, Reply)
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