Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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condom in binWay back in my skanky student days, we lived in this house where you had to go through my bedroom to get to the washing machine.
My housemate was forever whinging on at me for not doing the washing up and have never forgiven me for giving her scabies. Some people just hold a grudge. So anyway, my room was really messy to the point where you couldn't see the floor. One time she was picking her way through the rubbish when she accidently stepped in my bin... and got a shitty condom stuck to her foot. Apparently she didn't stop screaming for a good twenty minutes.
That taught her.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:08, Reply)
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