Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Two lessons taughtFirst one was at a new years party when I was younger, and I was talking about something I had done. My older cousin says, "What is it? You name it, I've done it." Sensing an opportunity, I said it was buggering Dubya. He mumbled a few words in disgust and shut up.
Now the more recent one. There's a kid at school who just had surgery, so he can't lift things.
Kid: *is rolling backpack into classroom*
Asshole: You're so lazy you're rolling it in, etc....
Me: He got his gallbladder removed.
Asshole: *oops* I'm a jackass!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:10, Reply)
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