Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Another rugby storywhen i was a wee lad playing for my local team in an away cup match, one lad kept hitting me in the stomach and trying to wind me, this got on my nerves, a lot.
when he ran at me when he had the ball, i thought i would get my own back. as i went shoulder first to wind him, i went about an inch too high and fractured one of his ribs.
the hardest part about this was having to apologise to the lads parents for putting their son in hospial. hardest way to open a conversation, "hi, i'm the lad that bloke your sons rib cage"
funnily enough when we played them the next year, he stayed away from me.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:57, Reply)
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