Well, that taught 'em
Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Caffiene
Ok, A little off-topic, but I don't normally drink coffee.
Certainly not triple espresso strength coffee.
And not before a client meeting in 10 minutes.
I've got the caffiene shakes properly and I can't focus, type or string together a sentence......
There's a lesson there - and I should have learnt it by now (I've done this before ha ha)
( , Thu 3 May 2007, 10:52, Reply)
Ok, A little off-topic, but I don't normally drink coffee.
Certainly not triple espresso strength coffee.
And not before a client meeting in 10 minutes.
I've got the caffiene shakes properly and I can't focus, type or string together a sentence......
There's a lesson there - and I should have learnt it by now (I've done this before ha ha)
( , Thu 3 May 2007, 10:52, Reply)
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