Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Tea + laptop = BadA former colleague of mine used to keep his tea on his laptop - you know, below the keyboard and next to the buttons.
He used an external keyboard so that "was alright" and "don't worry, I won't spill it".
Goes without saying that there was a chargeable £700 hardware call about a week later.
Did he learn? Did he bollocks....
For the cost of 2 laptop repairs, we could have bought 2 laptops brand new.
He got a proper telling off for that one as did our entire team - I never did work that one out.
I'm still not convinced he's learnt but I do keep away from him when he's carrying tea around these days.....
Where's the usual Thursday Deterioration?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:35, Reply)
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