Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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WHY????It SAYS 'wet paint'.
It LOOKS wet.
You just WATCHED them paint it an hour ago.
WHY POKE IT?
WHY SMEAR IT?
WHY LEAN AGAINST IT IN YOUR NEW JACKET?
Humans=stupid.
same goes for 'big red buttons' and 'dont look down'.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:45, Reply)
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