The BossMy chief at a large retail chain used to decide on head office redundancies by chanting "One potato, two potato" over the staff list. Tell us about your mad psycho bosses - collect your P45 on the way out.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06)
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the boss? he's a w***ermany moons ago while at college, I used to work in various different restaurants and bars round manchester - nights and weekends fitted in nicely with sixth form. after an apprenticeship washing pots, I graduated to commis and general dogsbody, and was working at one particular pizzeria/trattoria style affair where every sunday night, the owner (and head chef) would disappear to the upstairs office about half an hour before service finished.
One night, the sous chef sends the young lad doing the pots at the time upstairs to the office to tell the owner there was a phone call for him... he walked into the office the see the edifying sight of the owner, pants round his ankles, knocking one out over some topless woman in the NOTW.
The owner sacked him on the spot... but we still ended up finding out why. the dirty old get.
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