I've had quite a few cunt bosses.
Here's an example of the last one's shitheadedness, he's been my boss more than once.

CuntBoss "What visibility are you giving?"
Me "100km."
CB "Bollocks. There is no way you can see 100km from here."
Me "Bollocks? Go down to the road and look West. The peaks you can see in the distance are the Hornby Mountains. They're 120km away. They look a bit hazy so I'm calling it 100km"
CB "I don't believe you."
Me "You want to do my job, be my fucking guest. You asked what the vis was, I told you."
CB "I still say you can't see that fucking far from here, because of the curvature of the earth.
Forecasting Bloke "Then you're a fucking moron. we're not at sea level, we're 200 feet above it and the peaks are a good deal higher than us."
Cunt "But they're not that far away."
Sweary Dan "See this map? Here's us. There's the Hornby range. Look at the fucking distance shit for brains. 120km just like stuj said."
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:45, 2 replies)

I thought Hornby made model railways
not mountains.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:55, closed)

Duh!
They're miniature mountains.
(kitescreech still here, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:31, closed)