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My chief at a large retail chain used to decide on head office redundancies by chanting "One potato, two potato" over the staff list. Tell us about your mad psycho bosses - collect your P45 on the way out.

Bruce Springsteen jokes = Ban, ridicule

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06)
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Work is work
I left school with sod all qualifications and joined the army. I could probably write a few entries on my bosses from there but that’s for another day. As I didn’t really have the brains to further my career I didn’t attempt to move up the career ladder in the forces (Something I sometimes regret). After a few years service I was discharged after I was caught stealing from the barracks (Yeah I know boo hiss etc etc, I have always been like this since a kid so it’s a hard habit to break).

Anywhoo, a ex squaddie with no real qualifications and a black mark for theft next to his name gives me hardly any decent career options, which is why I am pretty thankful for my current boss.

I am always paid a decent amount for acting as a bodyguard of sorts for my current employer who requests nothing but obedience and for me to wear a garish uniform he likes(as I am ex forces this is fine). Sometimes it is hard work but he always has a smile on his face whenever I see him.

The problem is my employment is always on a temporary basis as he always gets dragged back to Arkham by some bloke dressed as a bat.

Hey ho he will probably be out in a few more weeks (If not then I may have to go work for one of the others and I hate dressing in a bird themed getup for Mr Penguin - you try fighting while dressed as a parrot).

So yeah, my current employer Mr J you rock!
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:11, Reply)

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