The Boss
My chief at a large retail chain used to decide on head office redundancies by chanting "One potato, two potato" over the staff list. Tell us about your mad psycho bosses - collect your P45 on the way out.
Bruce Springsteen jokes = Ban, ridicule
( , Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06)
My chief at a large retail chain used to decide on head office redundancies by chanting "One potato, two potato" over the staff list. Tell us about your mad psycho bosses - collect your P45 on the way out.
Bruce Springsteen jokes = Ban, ridicule
( , Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06)
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EMP Pulse Generator
A cow-orker has contacts in the Police service, and the Military [being ex-army himself] and was recalling a story recently where a chap from the Dartmoor area did indeed build an EMP generator in his back garden and detonated it.
Cue blackened ring in grass in back garden and rather perturbed neighbours on either side of his house.
Police arrived and told the avid inventor not to be so bloody stupid, but as they were feeling gracious that day - they didn't bust him for conspiracy to cause explosions. I'm sure this chaps neighbours were much less forgiving, as they'd had all their electrical items rendered useless....
( , Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:55, Reply)
A cow-orker has contacts in the Police service, and the Military [being ex-army himself] and was recalling a story recently where a chap from the Dartmoor area did indeed build an EMP generator in his back garden and detonated it.
Cue blackened ring in grass in back garden and rather perturbed neighbours on either side of his house.
Police arrived and told the avid inventor not to be so bloody stupid, but as they were feeling gracious that day - they didn't bust him for conspiracy to cause explosions. I'm sure this chaps neighbours were much less forgiving, as they'd had all their electrical items rendered useless....
( , Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:55, Reply)
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