I work in an estate agents.
Because of this we have a pretty nice digi SLR to take photos of the properties we have for sale.

When we recently took delivery of a new camera, the boss borrowed it for the weekend to get to know how it worked. This was no big deal, we often borrow the camera for the weekend when we need to use it outside of work.

After some appointments on Monday and having taken a few photos of the houses we were valuing that day, I took the camera back to the office to upload the pictures.

I plugged in the USB cable and opened the folder with the pictures to see an awful lot more photo icons than I expected. The photos were of my boss and his (quite fit) mrs going at it hammer and tongs. There were a couple of stranger ones involving him posing Patrick Bateman style in the mirror, naked and fully aroused. They had obviously had a fun weekend with the new camera.

I thought briefly about blackmailing him with them, then thought better of it. I deleted them and never mentioned it again.

I just hope they wiped the camera down before I had to use it!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:09, 4 replies)

You fool
you should've stuck them on a CD.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:15, closed)

"Ctrl-C"
is your friend, use it wisely

then post the grot pics on here for our amusement

job done
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:34, closed)

Your boss
was trying to tell you something. You should have reciprocated with some pictures of your own rampant winkle. At the very least you should have complimented him on his girth, even if he was hung like a Chinese dormouse. That's the way to climb the corporate ladder, don't let anyone try and tell you it's down to hard work or aptitude.
(Rsoles, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:04, closed)

amazing how stupid some people can be with things like this!
i once got given a hand-me-down laptop at work when it was decided i'd be working more out of the office and would need to be able to get on with things while mobile. i'm not sure who had the laptop before me, though i've narrowed it down to 2 or 3 people still working for the company. whoever it was though, they either don't know how to work the delete internet history/cookies/clear forms functions, or they are what is known it technical terms as a fucktard. nothing illegal on there, but more porn links than i even have on my home pc (which is a lot). i couldn't type more than two letters into the search box on google without the a-z list of pornography dropping down.

deleted it all without saying a word. he'll never know how lucky he was that somebody less gracious didn't get the laptop though!
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:15, closed)