Yeah?
Well after I got laid off from a Cadillac Ranch on Independance Day last year, I took up a crappy job at a hoover store called "Devils and Dust" based in Asbury Park New Jersey. I knew it was going to be trouble as my new employer came right up to my face on the first day, Point Blank and said "look here... work here is Tougher Than the Rest.. so you better be Cautious Man".

From then on to be honest I felt like a Dead Man Walking, and my anxiety was *cough* The *cought* Rising. I felt like an outside, not being Born in the U.S.A, and still think about the Glory Days. I'm currently saving upto move to Nebraska, but for now I'm going to have to make do with Live in New York City...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:00, 2 replies)

Don't forget about the days when you put on your blue suede shoes
And took so bloody long about it, missed the sodding plane and as a result was stuck in sodding Memphis.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:06, closed)

Touche
Good work sir
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:55, closed)