My boss is brilliant.
Nothing is too much trouble. Happy, friendly, always willing to talk problems through.
My manager, on the other hand... well...
Best if I just tell you I live with him, and point you in the direction of this. Don't worry, you're staying on B3ta.
As an addition to this, he asked me today if I'd done any ironing in the last two days, and when I said no he said he must've left the iron on. For two whole days!
He also told me to go fuck myself after I refused to work a double shift at 20 minutes notice.
It genuinely upsets me that I am subservient to this crude, ignorant, misogynistic waste of skin.
That is all.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:41, 3 replies)

wank on his cornflakes
let it dry, then tell him they're frosties.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:06, closed)

I don't get how you are still alive

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 4:28, closed)

Change your life.
Now.
Today.
(greatoldone Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl f'tagn, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 6:55, closed)