Ice Cream of the Future
Newly arrived in Australia, I went to a concert. They were selling "Dippin' Dots: Ice Cream of the Future" there. " Oh," I thought, "Australians and Americans alike share this stupid futuristic ice cream." Just as I was preparing to pay, a friend of the clerk walked up and began chatting with her. She soon grew so distracted, I was able to walk away without notice, and without paying.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 8:21, Reply)