I stole a bike from halfords
I know, I know halfords are shit and you shouldn't buy from them cos they don't know how to put bikes together etc etc.

Went to pick it up, handed over my card, signed, then there was an error from the machine, then the shop had a blackout lasting a fraction of a second, leaving a puzzled assistant manager wondering what to do. The card machine was not having any of it.

'I'm pretty sure that actually went through, but give me your name and address here and we'll contact you if we need to'.

I dutifully gave the correct information and to this day, they haven't taken their money.

They got their revenge though, the bike was shit.
(mersault, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 11:56, Reply)