DOG FOOD
When I was about 6 I stole a handful of dry dog food from an open sack from a pet shop (it was like a dry dog food pic n' mix). I kept it in my pocket until I got home.

I felt so horrendously guilty I didn't know what to do with it so I got an empty fairy liquid bottle, cut it in half, then wrapped the dog food in cling film, put it in the fairy liquid bottle, taped the bottle back together with masking tape and hid it in the bottom drawer of my desk for months. One day I checked on it and it had disappeared, I was convinced my mum had found it and opened it to find my stolen goods.

Turns out she just thought it was rubbish (which it was) and put it in the bin.
(bomb, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 12:46, 2 replies)

In retrospect I probably should have just fed it to our dog
(bomb, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 12:49, closed)

Nice comedy timing, there

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:22, closed)