My friend got shortchanged by an indian restaurant late one night (I was sat across from him)
He decided to compensate himself by relieving them of a salt pot, pepper, a squeezy dodgy takeaway ketchup bottle and a plate which he tucked under his shirt. The plate was a good swipe as it proved to be practically indestructible.
(squigbobble existed, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:24, Reply)