because it's a made up story with no basis whatsoever in anything approaching real life
Oh yer, Fairholme here gazzed me to let me know that it was indeed me looking stupid here, not the weepy dugong with the overactive imagination.

I think he got that one wrong.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 20:20, 1 reply)

If they'd identified the perp from fingerprints and picked him up at the hospital, where he'd been treated for an allergic reaction to one of his victim's bees, it would be entirely plausible. It would also be the kind of story that would be lazily and inaccurately reported in the local paper, and bogusly reproduced on the internet.
(cs1ca, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:37, closed)

http://b3ta.com/questions/theft/post2143011
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 14:42, closed)

I agree. An almost completely different story with a few similar details would be much more believable, and much less made up.
(cs1ca, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 16:49, closed)