furtive tent fun
Years ago, I was on a trip where I shared a tent with a non-friend on the trip. One night, I was half awake.. aware of an odd rustling. That's odd.. a mouse? squirrel? I dozed a bit more.. the noise was more rhythmic.. seemed to be some heavy breathing, a grunt. Hmm.. didn't sound like a mouse. I opened one eye to see , in silhouette, my acquaintance's very handsomely proportioned, but deeply unnattractive, willy, receiving a good going over by his right hand. I froze.. considered going back to sleep.. but what if he had a really messy accident over my sleeping bag? uh, oh. Nope.. so I just made a gently throat clearing to let him know i was probably awake, but vague enough that we could both pretend I'd been asleep. Happily he put his todger away. Lucky escape.
(anonybloke, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 20:52, 2 replies)

did you bar up? i did, just reading it.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 23:41, closed)

Oh for fuck's sake
I'm not going camping with you again if you haven't got the decency to pretend to be asleep properly.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 16:25, closed)