The Great OutdoorsDeskbound says: Camping! Hiking! Other stuff that's not indoors! Regale us with your tales of the great outdoors, whether it involves being rogerred by the Scout Master or skinning your first rabbit.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:49)
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Also works in restaurants Food taking a while to turn up? Announce to the table you're just popping for a quick ciggi and stand up, magically a waiter will appear with your food.
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Works if you nip for a piss as well. My missus demonstrated ths brilliantly the other night. She hadn't even got five feet away from the table towards the toilet when the waiter appeared with our starters.
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Evil Bastardo, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:16,
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