Stag doo on the beach
This is not my story, its a friends.

They had been invited to a stag doo - down on the beach near brighton. The idea being, they would spend the day fishing, cook what they caought over a fire, then spend the rest of the evening getting trollied by the sea.

So 6 or 7 of them head to the beach and begin casting out lines. One lad - lets call him john - was opposed to the idea of fishing, or any bloodsport - as he said it. After a few words were said about joining in, and do it for the groom, he eventually picks up a rod and casts it.

First cast. the weight and bait fly through the air, they suddently become entangled and wrap around a passing seagul. The seagul then plummets to the Sea.

"Shit! shit!" shouts John. the line is now spinning off the reel as the seagul splashes down. Another Seagul (presumably his mate) flys down beside the now thrashing seagull. Its calling out for his mate... "Squawk, Squawk!!!"

"what do i do? What do i do?" John was in a panic, he didnt want to even fish, let alone drown a bird.

"Cut the line!" shouts another lad, thinking that if you undo the tighness of the line, it would untangle the bird.

"ping!"

With that, the seagull drops below the surface, as it was obvious the line was the only thing keeping the bird above the water...

the splashing stops, and all that is left is some bubbles and a rather confused Seagull wondering where its mate has disapeared to.

John never fished again...
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:24, 6 replies)

I don't get what's funny about accidentally drowning a seagull.
It's almost mix tapes level of humour.

lol
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:51, closed)

it would be mixtapes level of humour if
I spotted a seagull whilst fishing, whilst making comments about how it was flying. The Seagull wasnt hurt and I went home tired.

My story had drama, laughs and giggles, a little bit of jeapordy and tension.... and it didnt involve any story about someones dog...which i still dont understand.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:00, closed)

Save it for the judge.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:12, closed)

Well I thought it was funny

(Smale is stuffed, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:53, closed)

Crawly crawley bum-lick.
If you like him so much why don't you marry him?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:50, closed)

You were really pissed last night weren't you?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 1:09, closed)