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I took my daughter and her boyfriend to the fleet air arm museum. Later that evening she gave her grandma (my ex-MIL) a call. "Hey Grandma" she says "me and Steve have been on Concorde".

"huggghhhhhh" says Grandma "I don't like cheap wine".

The same woman was a cracker - the ex-wife and I were walking home from the pub, and she spots her mum up against a wall down an alley, knickers round ankles, fag in hand, whilst some bloke (not her dad) presses against her having a knee trembler. "Just walk on and don't stare" says the ex-wife.........
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 8:41, 2 replies)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 13:26, closed)

Does she have a sister?...

( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 19 Jun 2017, 14:55, closed)