My mother could never quite forgive me
for not being the daughter she had wanted.
I made it up to her when I was sixteen by telling her I was gay. As it was I wasn't but it was worth getting beat up every day after school to tell her, that once, that she could never be satisfied.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 2:10, 4 replies)

Is she also disappointed by your sentence structure?

( A Rory Borealis here under duress, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 8:14, closed)

Bullshit, if you went to school you'd be able to grammar.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:18, closed)

Has she ever forgiven your syntax?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:30, closed)

Don't be so wet!
You could easily be the daughter your mother always wanted with one simple operation. You are just being selfish!

Made I laugh though
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:36, closed)