I suspect your father rammed an Action Man up your shitpipe with alarming regularity
and that on your birthday you weren't allowed balloons, so that ostensibly normal aspects of childhood (toys, balloons etc.) became fetishised for you, leading to the social and sexual problems you so clearly have today.

I realise that I should hate the sin and not the sinner, but in your case your vile and disgusting exploitation of clearly vulnerable (and, quite frankly, fucking mong-ugly) women for the gratification of you and your zombie Red Dwarf prick mates revolts me far too much to extend the olive branch of Christian forgiveness to you.

Soz m8 x x x x

F1NZ-P SK8RZ 4 L1F3!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 8:09, 1 reply)

Dear MODs
Please can you change the qftw system so that responses can win as well as fresh posts? Thanks.

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( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 8:13, closed)

I'm still clicking the fuck out of it anyway

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:44, closed)