Are these the only options?
Don't have kids.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:18, 1 reply)

See, in your case I'm genuinely torn
between whether you should have been rendered catatonic by drugs or just given a damn good hiding every now and again. I think I'ma go with Sivvus and say both.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:31, closed)

Trying to solve your problems with violence.
Oh emvee :(
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:45, closed)

This is fantastic, coming from someone whose preferred means of conflict resolution is the HEADBUTT OF DOOM.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:03, closed)

By emvee's logic I did the humane thing.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:08, closed)

Not by the hair of your chinny, chin,chin!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:00, closed)

I don't have any problems
but it might have helped with yours
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:09, closed)

Well I don't think that Sexface has bothered him since.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:10, closed)

It's all pretty amicable now, actually.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:23, closed)

You've got 99 problems,
and drug-addled bitches are all of them.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:23, closed)

Hahahahaha
Lovely misogynistic undertone there
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:28, closed)