Kids say the shittiest things
Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
My son was helping my re-tile my bathroom
How I laughed when he asked me to pass him the ‘silly-coon’.
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:23,
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Helping your what?
Did he stay about from your bins?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:33,
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I hope you corrected him and pointed out that he actually needed grout adhesive.
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 30 May 2013, 10:41,
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yes because you don't need to seal around the bathtub or anything afterwards do you
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:34,
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Not when you are tiling, no.
Sealing would be best done
after the grout is dry.
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 30 May 2013, 12:37,
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give him a break he's only 5
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:42,
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