Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
(
chthonic, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
« Go Back
Found and LostI once worked with a few likeminded mates in a salvage firm. We chipped together and bought a battered camper van. We then souped it up a little so it had the ability to store anything we found on our travels (Which we may be able to sell to some of the local inbreds for either a few quid).
One day when on our travels we came across a couple of bits of scrap electronics that turned out to be in fairly decent condition (Most parts were still working). No sooner had we restored them as best we could then some local farmer had bought them both from us for a decent price. My mates were chuffed and spent the takings on one round at the pub.
The morning after the old bill turns up and starts asking me and my mates about selling some goods that they were looking for. It turned out that those two bits of scrap electronics we sold earlier had some info about a government building that was being built hidden on them- the news of this pissed me off a bit that as I could have asked for more from the farmer I sold it to if I knew that.
The next thing I know the plod start shooting my mates dead and try to blame the murders on sandpeople.
Thrown away all the Star Wars models? Not me, I sold 2 original cast members for sod all.
(Sobs)
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:28, 3 replies)
Well playedyou had me until your mates got shot
(
The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:48,
closed)
« Go Back