TightwadsThere's saving money, and there's being tight: saving money at the expense of other people, or simply for the miserly hell of it.
Tell us about measures that go beyond simple belt tightening into the realms of Mr Scrooge.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:58)
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Charity muggersJust tell them you already give to their charity and save yourself some time AND the £2 per month. I don't know how I sleep at night knowing I'm contributing to killing all those pensioners/child workers/AIDS victims that would love my £2 a month. But that's almost a pint!
Actually I sleep quite well at night, I got a new pillow. Hooray!
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My friend Louiseis 43, and we were walking along the high street one day, when a very tall, handsome young man interrupted us, asking if we'd like to help the aged.
She looked him up and down and said, 'I know exactly how you can help the aged, young man.' and made the poor fellow go quite red.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 9:15,
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"Can you spare a few minutes for Cancer Research?""Sure, but we won't get much done..."
/Jimmy Carr
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chart cat has an itch, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:50,
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