Being told off as an adultWhen was the last time you were properly told off? You know: treated as an errant child rather than the sophisticated adult you are.
The sort of thing that dredges up an involuntary teenage mumble of "Sorry, Miss" whilst you stare at the ground.
Go on, tell us what childish thing you were up to when you got caught.
Oh, and can we have more than one-line answers this time? Cheers!
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chthonic, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:18)
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Er....My office has a glass front which faces a larger open plan office. Being a cunning devil, I always face the window so that I can not only see what the staff are doing but also so nobody can see my screen. The odd bit of music whilst working is also permitted so earphones/MP3's are pretty common.
Now, my job is probably the most boring shite imaginable and I tend to spend my days chatting up women online and reading the newspaper (hello rachelswipe..)
On this particular day I had just finished watching the most amazing piece of lesbian porn and had a grin like a cheshire cat. As I yanked my earpiece out and swivelled my swish executive chair round to reveal a rather fetching trouser lump I nearly shat myself to see my boss standing there looking me straight in the eye saying "Can I have a word with you in my office".
Boy was I sorry. Apparently that didn't show up on this years staff needs analysis.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 18:01, Reply)
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