Oh wow...
..After reading kna's post it reminded me of something.

When i was but a lad (17), I was visiting my older sister in Exeter (if I hear one more person say the shit drinking laws are due to it being a "cathedral city" I'll scream. Every city, bar Wolverhampton, have a cathedral. Law.). Anyways...

I was 17, i was visiting my sister, we were out on the piss with her mates, I was having a good time.

We were in a club, I was smoking a cig whilst waiting to get served at the bar, then this guy beside me turns around, looks at me and said (wait for it): "You smoke, I choke *cough-cough*" and proceeded to lift my arm from its resting place on the bar to my side. That's right. I kid you not.

i was 17. This guy was in his early 30's, smaller than me, but stocky. I didn't want to get on the wrong side of someone in a strange town. My answer?

*insert-harsh-Dundonian-accent-here*Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? You don't like smoke? Here. *blow smoke into his face* how'd you like that ya wee tadger?! Dinnae you start yer shite with me!"

I realised what I'd just done. Alcohol (once again my curse!).

Luckily the dude was all talk - otherwise I'd have been at the hospital or something - and just ignored my retort.

But I did feel an overwhelming amount of emotions in the space of 5 seconds, here they are listed:

1) Wtf?
2) that's my arm!
3) you are honestly THAT bent?
4) I'm pissed.
5) His accent makes him sound gay.
6) His accent makes him gay.
7) My accent is one of the most hardest in the isles.
8) I am one of the most hardest in the isles.
9) Get to fuck you jumped-up, primary-gym-school-teaching, paedophiliac-engrossed, stain of humanity. You're in a club.


But I still felt like shit when he said that. God, you have no idea how angry that makes me. even now. 6 years later.
(allywilson, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 22:54, Reply)