Being told off as an adultWhen was the last time you were properly told off? You know: treated as an errant child rather than the sophisticated adult you are.
The sort of thing that dredges up an involuntary teenage mumble of "Sorry, Miss" whilst you stare at the ground.
Go on, tell us what childish thing you were up to when you got caught.
Oh, and can we have more than one-line answers this time? Cheers!
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chthonic, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:18)
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incompetent shitheaded little idiotA few years ago I almost hit a motorcycle cop at at roundabout. His response was to get three inches from my face while hissing about what the fucking hell sort of incompetent shitheaded little idiot was I. Now this was a New Zealand Ministry of Transport policeman, with a uniform and attitude modelled on the SS, and not the sort of person you go out of your way to be snide to, specially if you'd almost squashed him. But I was only 27 and still a bit silly. So after he'd done his spiel, I meekly said "I'm very very sorry and I promise not to do it again" followed by a whispered "fucking motorised cossack".
It's a little known fact, that I wasn't aware of till 5 seconds after I made that little bon mot, that MOT police were recruited for among other things, batlike hearing capabilities ...
I suppose it was worth 3 demerit points.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 8:37, Reply)
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