Being told off as an adultWhen was the last time you were properly told off? You know: treated as an errant child rather than the sophisticated adult you are.
The sort of thing that dredges up an involuntary teenage mumble of "Sorry, Miss" whilst you stare at the ground.
Go on, tell us what childish thing you were up to when you got caught.
Oh, and can we have more than one-line answers this time? Cheers!
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chthonic, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:18)
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The youth of todayMy lad is nine. A lovely little chap although a little naughty on occasions. His mum (AKA Slag that ripped me for my first million) had bought him a new mobile phone and he was really excited about it.
"Dad, it's got MP3 ringtones" he said gleefully.
"Thats nice son", I said, looking at this girls tits as she walked past the window and not really paying attention.
"Abi has put me a Blink 182 ringtone on" he chirped.
Abi, his sister, is a 13 year old emo with the IQ of a planet and the cutting wit of a razor sharp knife.
"Would you like to hear it?", he chirped again
"Oh go on", I said, scratching my balls as the big breasted woman walked the other way again.
Fuck me, I nearly fell off my chair. I mean Jesus, what sort of group releases a track called "I want to fuck a dog in the ass"
We both looked sheepish. I mean, what does a 38 year old say to a nine year old with that as a ringtone?
I made my excuses and left his mother to sort out that train wreck....
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:14, Reply)
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