Being told off as an adult
When was the last time you were properly told off? You know: treated as an errant child rather than the sophisticated adult you are.
The sort of thing that dredges up an involuntary teenage mumble of "Sorry, Miss" whilst you stare at the ground.
Go on, tell us what childish thing you were up to when you got caught.
Oh, and can we have more than one-line answers this time? Cheers!
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:18)
When was the last time you were properly told off? You know: treated as an errant child rather than the sophisticated adult you are.
The sort of thing that dredges up an involuntary teenage mumble of "Sorry, Miss" whilst you stare at the ground.
Go on, tell us what childish thing you were up to when you got caught.
Oh, and can we have more than one-line answers this time? Cheers!
( , Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:18)
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PIGEONS....
One day when I was about 18 years old I was sat on a bench in the town centre eating my lunch.
The sandwich turned out to be a bit rank and there were a few pigeons scuttling about nearby so I put the bread on the floor and enjoyed watching them scrabble over it.
The next thing I knew an old lady came marching over booming at the top of her voice "CAN'T YOU READ??!!!", I looked at her confused and so she repeated herself even louder and pointed at a nearby `Do Not Feed The Pigeons' sign. At the time I was quite meek and mild and didn't defend myself but see if any old biddy EVER humiliates me in public again she will really feel my wrath. I'm getting quite angry writing this actually. Silly old bag!!
( , Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:28, Reply)
One day when I was about 18 years old I was sat on a bench in the town centre eating my lunch.
The sandwich turned out to be a bit rank and there were a few pigeons scuttling about nearby so I put the bread on the floor and enjoyed watching them scrabble over it.
The next thing I knew an old lady came marching over booming at the top of her voice "CAN'T YOU READ??!!!", I looked at her confused and so she repeated herself even louder and pointed at a nearby `Do Not Feed The Pigeons' sign. At the time I was quite meek and mild and didn't defend myself but see if any old biddy EVER humiliates me in public again she will really feel my wrath. I'm getting quite angry writing this actually. Silly old bag!!
( , Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:28, Reply)
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